Missing cat "Nub Tang" goes viral in Thailand after standoff with police
▲This cat arrived at the police station after getting lost and was prosecuted for attacking an officer.
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Amidst the sirens of the Khlong Tan Police Station in Thailand, a furry terrorist was born. Nub Tang was originally just a lost American Shorthair. Due to nervousness, she accidentally bit the officer who was trying to help him, leading the police to charge him with assaulting an officer. She refused to be pacified; she refused to be recruited. In front of everyone, she used a series of "cat punches" to assault and humiliate multiple officers.
Even though the perpetrator was a cat, the police were forced to complete his criminal record. His paw prints were collected for the record, and she was sent to "Meow Court" to await trial! What shocked the police most was his urine test result—no traces of catnip. This means his violent behavior was not drug-driven, but stemmed from an innate rebellion. Even after being released on bail, this criminal cat still wore a smug face, looking completely unrepentant.
Afterward, the police also told owners to go home and educate their "masters" to prevent this incident from spreading among animals, lest other cats follow suit.
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